I'm scared going to sleep, which hasn't happened in a very long time. I don't know how my "real parents" would have been taken or how/why there are imposters, but I am scared that my parents are lying in the woods cold/dying/dead, or in some bad person's house somewhere being hurt, while my "imposter parents" tell me that everything is fine.
I have seen no evidence that they are fakes, they are behaving and acting exactly like my parents, but I'm scared they aren't. I am still scared that the people in my house are imposters. It's now a few hours later, and I'm in bed. Again, I panicked and thought he'd been kidnapped and replaced by an imposter. (Well, actually I thought she was behind me wen I walked two sides of a triangle, but she apparently took the other side, like a shortcut, and got in front).įor some reason, I panicked and thought that someone had kidnapped and replaced her in those few seconds.Ī few minutes later, I heard an odd noise again, looked round, and dad was in a different place to where I expected. At one point, I heard a weird noise, so I looked back and my mum wasn't where I expected. I went on a walk in the woods with my parents earlier today. Though his disproof of the theory of special relativity formulated by Albert Einstein never panned out, he will always be remembered as the man who invented the dingle berry. It looked like a little berry hanging from his but and was therefore called a dingle berry. One little poop ball hung on to his butt and he showed his friends and they all laughed. Dingle was ten years old he pooped outside while on a camping trip with friends.
Where did the term dingleberry come from? The term Dingle berry was coined from an English astrophysicist named Herbert Dingle who was born in 1890 and rivalled Albert Einstein. Another lady used cabbage, which was her husbands favourite and consequently is where tossing the salad came from. Once the men smelled their women's butts they were amazed at the smell and would brag about how their women's poop smelled like roses. This was very soothing to her anus so she spread the word to the women of the land and they all began using roses.
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With women having sensitive skin the normal leaves would hurt their butts so one woman, Adelaide, Queen of Burgundy and Empress of the Holy Roman Empire, tried using rose leaves. in Burgundy before toilet paper reached Burgundy and people used leaves to wipe their Ass. Why do people think women's poop smells like roses? This saying comes from the year 981 A.D. One cave man saw this and was curious what would happen if he tried to blow it out with a fart. Once cave man discovered fire, they learned to put it out with pee. Who was the first brave man to light his own ass? We have seen videos but the true pioneers of lighting farts dates back to the cave man period.
King Tut invented toilet paper so that the men could wipe their butts before returning to try and have the best smelling pyramid ever. As you all know, your butt sweats in the hot sun and since they were in the desert the men would come back with poop filled sweaty cracks and would stink up the pyramid. While having his great pyramid built people often stopped to take poop breaks. Who invented toilet paper? It is our belief that King Tut invented toilet paper. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900. What is the origin of the word "poop"? According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. Though this forbidden fruit was believed by many to be Eve, the stories heard in church say it was an apple so we'll use this as the consumption of food and therefore we conclude that Adam was the first human to poop. Since poop is the result of the consumption of food, we conclude that Adam was the first one to poop since the only story of these two eating was about Adam eating the forbidden fruit. Who took the first poop? It is our belief that since Adam and Eve were the first two people on the earth, that naturally one of them would have to had been the first person in history to poop.
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